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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    04:09 PM

    In reply to Wintour, Discontent
    Mission Implacable
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01:24 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Ahoy, Paulloi.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:38 PM

    @SidAndFinancy: Excellent!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    01:19 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Guidos Wear Tuxedos, Show Torpedoes; Readers' Libidos Vayan con Dios
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:38 PM

    @TedSez: Move over, Murdoch!
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    01:14 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    guido's hand : chest :: moth : light
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    Image of jordos1 jordos1
    01:03 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    You know what pisses me off? These two clowns aren't even from NJ.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:51 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    "Yo, pull my finger, I'll put out another reality show."
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12:49 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Jersey's very own "Little J."
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    12:43 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    DJ Paulie:"Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? You must be, since I'm the only one here."
    "Oh, hi Snooki".
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12:38 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    I'm the star of an awesomely horrible reality show. I do, you know, like, great things.
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12:36 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Not now, Chief. I'm in the zone.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12:33 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    J is for Joy Valley, which is barely contained by the top of her romper.
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    Image of PontiusPirate PontiusPirate
    12:25 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Why.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    12:24 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Smells like White Castles and Angel by Thierry Mugler.
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    12:59 PM

    @BookishLatkeish: hey, your name! also, i would have gone with axe body spray for pauly and some bath & body scent for snickers...
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    01:31 PM

    @tigolbitties: something cucumber and melony, maybe with some glitter thrown in?
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    02:38 PM

    @ms_priestypants: exactly!!!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12:15 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Really surprised they don't make suits with some sort of swirly rose blooming through a skull, encased in a gun, all centered around a tribe of dancing pineapples and completely doused with glitter, puffy paint, dried macaroni, and gold stars.

    What? This they don't have at Menlo Park mall?
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    12:28 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: It's times like these that make me wish Gawker had a thumbs up option, a la Facebook.
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    Image of restless restless
    12:29 PM

    @Spirit Fingers: Ed Hardy, your name is being called. Special request!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12:41 PM

    @restless: I'd like to think you can create these things at sleep-away-camp or as you're making plastic ashtrays and hand-print paper weights for one's 3rd grade Secret Santa activity.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    12:14 PM

    In reply to J is for Jersey
    Future case members of "Real Housewives of Poughkeepsie" greet their fans.
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    Image of FitnessMadeSimple FitnessMadeSimple
    12:39 PM

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Get out of my head, please.
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