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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    01:39 PM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    This settles it. Scientology is a religion.
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    12:44 PM

    In reply to WSJ Editor: 'Principle Is But a Bystander at The New York Times'
    Since when did Colin Hay take over as editor of the Wall Street Journal?

    "I come from a paper that going un-duh..."
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    12:39 PM

    In reply to WSJ Editor: 'Principle Is But a Bystander at The New York Times'
    Lissen, history is allegory. I take you back to the early sixties. A bouncer in the old Carousel strip joint is rolling on the floor, pounding another mug about a debt. The proprietor stands over them, ready to help his thug. Down the staircase the door opens, and a couple of slummers step in, freeze at the foot of the stairs. The proprietor yells down at them: "Come on up! Don't pay any attention to these bums!"

    The club owner was Jack Ruby, a stand-in for Murdoch, and the bums on the floor are Fox & Friends, and the Carousel club is the WSJ in all its pretense.

    History!
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    12:26 PM

    In reply to WSJ Editor: 'Principle Is But a Bystander at The New York Times'
    Keller will surely bring this up at the next New York Media Fight Club.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12:24 PM

    In reply to WSJ Editor: 'Principle Is But a Bystander at The New York Times'
    I won't have an opinion on this until I hear Sarah Palin's.

    Which of course will be: "NaWRFL GOBRAL BLAWK!" *drool*
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    11:29 AM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    Well, I for one am profoundly relieved that the Commodore explicitly forbids adultry, leaving the vast majority of believers to indulge in adultery whenever they like.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    11:28 AM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    I bet it was some low-ranking secretary or aide who snatched it up. If I have learned anything in this life, it is this: If you have the patience to dig, you will always find gold.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    01:53 PM

    @BookishLatkeish: Or, in this case, you'll hit a high pressure sewer main and spew shit everywhere.

    But either way, you'll make the news.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:00 AM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    If this is how poorly El Ron wrote memos, Battlefield Earth seems entirely understandable.
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    Image of sqlrob sqlrob
    11:11 AM

    @BadUncle: Battlefield Earth is extremely well written.

    Well, compared to Mission:Earth.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11:22 AM

    @sqlrob: Admittedly, I only watched the movie - initially out of curiosity, and then out of pride in my ability to endure pain.
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    Image of sqlrob sqlrob
    12:20 PM

    @BadUncle: You want pain? Slog through the 10 volumes of Mission:Earth. I have no clue how I made it.

    I have yet to see the movie. That's one I want to find a good drinking game to.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09:25 AM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    How does an orginization control people? Restrictions on sexin'. All churches do this.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    08:04 AM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    I just can't believe, out of all the sci-fi writers that could have created a "religion", Hubbard was the doofus that went ahead and did it. I would be so much more willing to follow Douglas Adams or Ursula Le Guin.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:11 AM

    @forwardmotion: I always assumed he started it out as a joke and then when he realized people took it seriously figured he might as well cash in.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    09:20 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: That's exactly what happened. He must have laughed himself to sleep every night when he realized people existed that were so primed to follow anything that he could step right into that vacuum.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    07:26 AM

    In reply to Sex and the Scientologist: From the Desk of L. Ron Hubbard
    So Katie didn't even get to bone Tom before the wedding?
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    07:39 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Or afterward, one assumes.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    07:44 AM

    @CumaeanSibyl: Well, yeah, but I always assumed she got at least one lay out of the deal.

    It's just polite to give your beard one or two orgasms before she makes the official transition to fag hag.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    08:02 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Does he have the requisite skill set, though? Or did Miscavige find him a stunt double?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08:10 AM

    @CumaeanSibyl: Couldn't he just pretend her clit was a small penis and work from there?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    08:23 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: There's plenty of naughty-bits-related coverage on Gawker every day -- and this is what pulls three comments out of you in 45 minutes?

    Just remarking, not criticizing.
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    Edited by skahammer at 12/14/09 8:23 AM skahammer was starred skahammer was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08:27 AM

    @skahammer: I was worked up after watching the topless Lohan video on Fleshbot.

    They've designed that video so that no matter what your sexual orientation - gay, straight, bi or lesbian there is something to get you hot and bothered about.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    08:33 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Noted. And, on to Fleshbot.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    08:43 AM

    @skahammer: You won't be disappointed. That woman knows how to smoke a cigarette.
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    Image of Volsciana Volsciana
    09:18 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: I bet you did good business writing escort ads! you’ve totally sold this video to me ha. (wait a sec… has Denton finally put you on the payroll?!)
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:36 AM

    @Volsciana: I still haven't gotten paid for winning the thanksgiving contest!

    The video is ridiculously hot. That scene where she's sitting on the toilet and he's half kneeling in front of her - my wang was doing cartwheels!
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    Edited by drunkexpatwriter at 12/14/09 9:37 AM drunkexpatwriter was starred drunkexpatwriter was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:54 AM

    @Volsciana: Of course, if Denton ever wanted to pay me for a weekly "Notes From An Ex Pat Drunk" feature, I'd certainly consider it!

    I'd start with the story of the French mom who yelled at me because I wouldn't let her play with my 14 inch red velvet dildo.
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    Image of SarieSarieQuiteContrary SarieSarieQuiteContrary
    10:26 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: She was prego when they got married...I wonder if the ghost of L. Ron came into their house and moved their E-meters around, just to fuck with them?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10:32 AM

    @SarieSarieQuiteContrary: Or gave them a Japanese baby to confuse them.
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    Image of Cytochromeo Cytochromeo
    10:44 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: They had their kid like a full year before they got married. So unless its not his then yes Id say they boned.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:11 AM

    @Cytochromeo: Man, I feel so ashamed when I can't keep track of Tom's beard time line.
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    Image of Cytochromeo Cytochromeo
    11:26 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Well I wouldnt feel badly. Its probably better to not remember.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:38 AM

    @Cytochromeo: This is true. It's hard enough trying to keep up with LiLo's current situation.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/10/09

    In reply to New York Times Afghanistan Ex-Bureau Chief Goes AWOL After She's Promoted
    I can't wait for the film starring Alan Rickman.
     Reply
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/10/09

    In reply to Jenny 8. Lee Takes Buyout; Exodus at NYT Metro Section
    why was 6 scared?

    cuz 7 8 9.
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    Image of Balsa Wood Balsa Wood
    12/10/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: I thought it was cuz Jenny 8 9.
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/09/09

    In reply to Jenny 8. Lee Takes Buyout; Exodus at NYT Metro Section
    On a side note, what is that thing she is wearing around her neck? A ring of fossilized used condoms? Aboriginal chewed kangaroo neckbone, fastened together with paper clips? Or maybe limited production claymation set supplies from the Mr. Bill Show? What? Please tell me.
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    12/09/09

    @DoctorNine: Watch out, Bill, she'll eat you up (Oh, oh, here she comes, she's a man-eater...) btw, are those sprinkles in your eyes? Come closer, my little dough-boy...
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    Image of DoctorNine DoctorNine
    12/09/09

    @GlasgowRose: It's not love, IT'S CHOPSTICKS!!!
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    12/09/09

    In reply to Jenny 8. Lee Takes Buyout; Exodus at NYT Metro Section
    Then there's Jenny 8. Lee, who has spent the last two years as one of the creative and daring and agile brains behind City Room

    Well.... she certainly was agile enough to dodge the label "interesting"....
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    Edited by Pope John Peeps II at 12/09/09 8:17 PM Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
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